I seem to be.. Er, that is, I didn't bring home any new pets last night.. and it's not the puppy..

There's a sleeping.. Kirin..?
Half in my bed..
Snoring?
Handcuffed to me..

[rustling and a snort] I'm a unicorn... and I don't snore...

Watch that- Ow!
Oh.. Hai.. Uh, well.. I'm still not exactly sure what to do with.. us.

Back to summer weather.

The snow was fun when it first came, though by that third day, it was pretty dirty... Still strange to have a curse that lasted three days and wasn't actually too bad. I hope everyone is feeling better.

Ah, Yoruichi-san. May I have a word?

( [private/unhackable] )

Are any of the Gotei 13 still themselves?

I am better now and out of the hospital, though it would seem that my employer has left the city.. which means I will need to find a new form of employment. I am capable with a sword, have impeccable hand writing and I am a hard worker, if anyone is hiring.

I am unsure of this song people keep talking about, though it seems like a lot of people are going toward the forest today. Today's curse? Though some have been talking about holes that are of their shape..

I wonder if Senpai learned anything with his inquiry.. It didn't seem too helpful..

I don't..

[a small cough]

.. ah.

[another fit of wet coughing]

.. feel well..

Ah.. so they are our souls?
Wabisuke.. I didn't imagine.. in this way..
I wondered why, when I woke up this morning, I had a warm body..

Though, it is quite hyper, and.. I was not aware they climbed trees.. but, it's not really an animal, but just in the shape of one for this curse?



I find her cute..

Gods.

What is everyone yapping about?

Problem this, problem that.  You want problems? Try my own.

Honestly. There is a fucking hole in the apartment wall that Rangiku put there, and I don't see her putting it back together. I have to deal with her bouncing boobs all the time while pretending not to stare, and Mr. Iceypants has arrived, trying to imply something. I have my ex-Captain here whom used me, and now everyone looks at me like I'm going to turn rabid in a second. I mean, another prick had the nerve to ask what I was doing outside of my cell...

And where the hell did everyone go? Sure. Just leave Izuru behind!

Screw this. I'm going out for a bit.

Damn, I think I need to get laid.

Oh god.. I think.. Well, perhaps it is better this way.. Though I don't recall spelling it like that.

Er..

Say.. suppose.. you had something.. permanent you needed to get rid of..

How.. or rather, is there something one can use to remove it?

From skin.

Oh! It keps going!

[hiccup]

Much bettr than thos other curses form last tiem!

Der was the kids, adn the humbug thingy... Masumoto-saaan, yur taichu was very scarey...

... and that infectin, and the Captains, and Unohan-tacho saying fix yuor own wunds!

[another hiccup]

Yeah!

Ah. Yesterday was quite lively, wasn't it?
An 'English' form of speech from older times. It is quite poetic, though it seems as if many of these Shakespeare plays ended in tragedy.

I do hope you are feeling better, Abarai-kun..
Though it seems like you could no longer avoid not being cursed.

I trust your sleeping adventure went well, Matsumoto-san?

[filtered to house mates]

I have gotten a job working at Greed-san's bar.